You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Black people

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Women's rights.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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i'm funny

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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