Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Once upon a cross

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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fava beans

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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