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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

trumpy trumpy trump

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Black people

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Women's rights.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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