Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Flop dog

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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