- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Worst joke ever

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Knock Knock Not Yet

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

acualy is dolan

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Worst joke ever

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Knock Knock Not Yet

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz