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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.