Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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hey John will you make some copies

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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crap!!

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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