- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Chinese drivers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

whats black and white? a zebra

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What is more worse than death? Death

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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