- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A horse walks into a barn.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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