- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

speech and debate.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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