What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

ME NAME IS JEFF

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

leon harney ya pikey

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Woman's rights

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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