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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

knock knock who's there no one

Potassium? K.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Women's rights

This is a joke setup.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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