- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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