- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

"knock knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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