- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A whale's vagina

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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