a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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