How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

thumb_up thumb_down -16

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

thumb_up thumb_down -16

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did i write this? I was bored

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops