What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walks into a bar.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

captcha: all yer base

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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