Dance is a sport

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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how may i help you

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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