1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

#Hanging Degus

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Anti Joke

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