Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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