- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Romans rights.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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