- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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