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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

rape that shit

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

One below was by me: Walter H

How long is a china man?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

rape that shit

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

One below was by me: Walter H

How long is a china man?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you