How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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David Silberberg is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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