After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Whats In My Trash? Bears

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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