Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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That's not what she said.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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