- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

A blind man walks into a pole.

Get in the car.

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