WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

"33"

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

knock knock Labrinth come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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