Penis.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Strawberries!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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