Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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