What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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