- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Your time.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Women's Rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??