Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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