- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

falling didnt make the difference

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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