If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Gangnam style

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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