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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

She said no

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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