- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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