What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Barbara Streisand

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Anti Joke

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