A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Membean

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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