A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Black Friday

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shut up iggy

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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