What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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