- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Jesus was a good guy

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What you reading? reading?

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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