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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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