- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Ken wins!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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ginger

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Hello Braydon

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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