A midget walks under a bar

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Justin's humor

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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