Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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the WNBA

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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