- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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