Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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