Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Mitt Romney penis

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

nipple

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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