What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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