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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400