Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A white person at Harvard

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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