Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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WHAT????

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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