- Anti Joke

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

the asian kid gets an F

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.