- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Your mom.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

yes... that's the joke

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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