Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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