how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Your all fags

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Your grandma's cookies.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

you know whats funny... nothing.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

canaan and mallory

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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