- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A blind man walks into a wall.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

you know whats funny... nothing.

Justin Bieber got laid

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane