what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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The Pope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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