- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

irish wristwatch JLR

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??