Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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poop is very very yummy.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Bob dole

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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