- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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