- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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