Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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