Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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