What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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pickle sniffer

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Mark Wilson

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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