- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

GONNA

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Bob dole

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Membean

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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