- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Mitt Romney penis

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

You are Nerochan right?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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