What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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No.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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