Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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pickle sniffer

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Mark Wilson

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Womens rights !

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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