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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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