- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Womens rights !

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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