Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Jimmy Saville

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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