What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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A horse walks into a barn.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A white person at Harvard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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