Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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