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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A blind man walks into a wall.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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