Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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a man said hi.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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poop

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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