- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

who ever is reading this....

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??