- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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