why was 6 afraid of 7?

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There's my tractor.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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DESERT

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Where do you live? In a house

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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whats 69+2? 71

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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