How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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redtube

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Basically copying you.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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These Jokes suck.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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