Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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The person below me is weird.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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