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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What's funnier than 68 69

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

So, same time tomorrow then?

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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