A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's big and white?

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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