- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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