hot diggity dog

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Rebecca Black

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Women's rights

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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