An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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