I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Kathy Griffin.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Women's sports.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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girls lacrosse

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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