roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Women's sports.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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girls lacrosse

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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