- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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