Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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The Detroit Lions

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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