when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Michael Brown

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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