Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

general tso's broccoli

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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