What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Jacob Edwards has friends

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

im a dragon, no im not

thumb_up thumb_down +14

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops