Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Jacob Edwards has friends

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

The BCS

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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