kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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kkk

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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soccer

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A whale's vagina

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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