why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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