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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

HEY YOU!!!!

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Basically copying you.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

gabbi nunez ;)

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Women's rights.

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