What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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