Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Basically copying you.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Women's rights.

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