Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Butt poop.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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a man said hi.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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