- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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