A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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You're welcome!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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