When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A man sat on a chair

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who ever is reading this....

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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a man is running away

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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