- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Snarf Nuggets

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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