- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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