What did the car do? CRASH!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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